Sunday, November 29, 2015

Patrick Swayze Fitness... Increasing Your Swayze-ness Since '15

Are you tired of not looking and feeling like you're Patrick Swayze? 

     
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Do you wish you can have moments with your partner that closely resembles the pottery scene from the 1990 film, "Ghost"? 

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When training at our facility, our trainers (including me), who all look and feel extremely like Patrick Swayze, will take extreme measures to professionally help you augment your physique to that of Swayze's. We believe anyone can become more like Patrick Swayze. Your partner WILL notice your new Swayze like features, in as little as 60 days!* Training with us, you will build:
-More  Strength
-Endurance
-Muscle Definition
-Power
-Thrusting Power
-And much, much more! 

 


Don't take just take our word, have a listen to our satisfied customer! 


-"Before training with Patrick Swayze Fitness, I've always envied the Swayze for attracting all the ladies with his good looks and smooth acting skills. After only 2 months with PSF, I noticed some pretty extreme changes... I mean, look at me!" -Kurt Russell

This upcoming holiday, surprise your lover with some pottery clay, a pottery clay spinner, and a membership at Patrick Swayze Fitness! 
 
But... Unlike the pottery set that can wait, your membership at Patrick Swayze Fitness can't! This offer only will last until December 21'st, as there can only be so  many Patrick Swayzes in this world. So make sure to act quickly! And think to yourself, "What would Patrick Swayze do".

100% Satisfaction Guarantee... For both you and  your partner. 

If you are not satisfied with your look in the given 2 months you are a member here at PSF, you will get your money back, no questions asked. In addition to getting your hard earned cash back, we will offer another month of training- free of charge!

So to all you guys (and girls) out there, that want the Pat Swayze look... Look no further. You will notice subtle changes at first, until one day, you will find it difficult to find the difference between you and Pat Swayze. We stand by our word, and we want to help! 


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